Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.
- Stephen Fry (via dangerous-muse)
The unparalleled dirtbag of the Victorian set, Lord Alfred Douglas.
oh jesus guys
oh my god
are you going to sue him or not
all I want is a boyfriend who will sue my dad
I really don’t think that’s too much to ask
a boyfriend who will sue my dad and also come down to the Savoy to bail me out because they keep saying I owe them like £300 for champagne and sex grease
like I brought my OWN sex grease obviously
Michael Palin at The Secret Policeman’s Ball: Parrot Sketch